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Craigslist roommate are known for being so ridiculous that it can be hard to tell which ones are fake. No wonder that a Craigslist ad for a last-minute Williamsburg roommate, detailing a hysterically passive aggressive fight over Syrian intervention, went viral before it was discovered to be the work of comedian Andy Bankin.

The ad included such gems as:.

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Oh really, Mike? However, when it comes to Craigslist, the truth is nearly always funnier than fiction. Here are the five most hilarious and real Craigslist roommate :. You know a roommate is a real winner when he starts outlining which spices you are not allowed to use in the apartment.

Perhaps the most anal retentive person alive or at least certainly in the San Francisco areathis "wealthy but rather lonely" Bay Area plastic surgeon writes a mini opus to explain a "few rules. The writer also felt compelled to tell potential roommates they absolutely must brush their teeth twice a day, because "if there is anything I cannot stand it is filthy teeth.

It sounds like there is a lot you can't stand. A word to the wise: If any ad states "your gingiva may not mind, but I certainly DO," it's worth another month in your parents' place.

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Then you better come check this room for rent out. Sometimes, it takes a little pizzazz to make a room stand out in the sea of Craigslist apartmentespecially when the best things it has going for it are hot water and floors. Oh, and a roommate we can only p subsides on Red Bull and Pop Rocks, based on this incredibly enthusiastic post.

We got carpet up in this hoe too.

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They wanted to come put in hard wood floors. I don't want my feet to be cold when I get out of bed at night.

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So soft. Transcends the walking barefoot experience. Clearly, anyone this excited about flooring has got to be fun to live with, so I'd say take a chance on this one.

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Sometimes, the best approach to finding a Craigslist roommate is reverse psychology. A frustrated renter in Seattle was fed up that his standard ad had "done nothing but bring out the crazies," so he decided to "ask for the crazies in the hope that a normal person replies to me. However, as burned out and sardonic as the poster appeared, it seemed like there were some strong potential candidates. He wrote at the end, "To the person who flagged the first post for removal at 3am last night… you're just the type of person I'm looking for!

E-mail me and set up a viewing today! It should be pretty obvious that it is a bad idea to respond to the Craigslist roommate looking for sex especially when the "Casual Encounters" section is one click away. But in case there was any confusion, this writer made it the most critical of the rules for living with him.

A few slots after "Pull your weight, slacker" and "Be polite to your roommates, assface" comes the all-mighty thou-shalt-not-sleep-with-your-roommate. Most people know this instinctively, as it's not so long since we were all village-dwelling spear-shaking savages.

But if the modern mind requires logical arguments, then, for example: if it goes bad, one of you is going to have to move. And most likely you're just doing it because it's convenient, which indicates you have no life, no friends to fix you up, no social skills Roommate gone looking for fun meet someone in the real life you don't have, you can't even get a date on Craig's List, and you are a pathetic loser.

The ad is hysterically ruthless, but at least commonsensical — that is, until the author does a and spends over four paragraphs explaining why "Sleeping With Your Roommate ROCKS!!! Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? So a year-old professional marketing agent doesn't sound like that amazing of a roommate prospect, but this one may actually have the funniest and best Craigslist introduction of all time:.

Konichiwa bitches. If so, look no further. And he's not exaggerating. In addition to cleaning toilets and making "zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off," this guys loves everyone and everything: Vegetarians, Kurt Vonnegut, Tuesdays with Morrieand "getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd.

I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. Illustration by Lauren Hansen Photo courtesy of Thinkstock. The ad included such gems as: Oh really, Mike? So a year-old professional marketing agent doesn't sound like that amazing of a roommate prospect, but this one may actually have the funniest and best Craigslist introduction of all time: Konichiwa bitches.

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